It was almost exactly two months to the minute that I walked into my pub to be met by a tearful landlady telling me that that had to shut that night. Today it is her birthday and when I dropped some flowers off to her earlier I promised that I would to make sure that everyoner knows that the proposed July 4th reopening date is possible, but they will need at least three wekks to get ready. So please if you love a pint, start agitating. Fu(k teh football we need the pubs open back ASAP.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
I see absolutely no reason why pub gardens cannot reopen now.
Time to start relaxing some of these tyrannical laws imo
Who'd have thought that the way every previous flu virus cycle was stopped would be the same with this one?
It's almost as if some mysterious force, that has existed from the dawn of time, let's call it 'nature' has dealt with a virus by way of an immune system response. This is remarkable.