The glow has requested egg mayonnaise banjoes. Fair enough; but she has further demanded sun-dried tomatoes within. She’s a sick puppy, isn’t she?
Originally Posted by Sir C The glow has requested egg mayonnaise banjoes. Fair enough; but she has further demanded sun-dried tomatoes within. She’s a sick puppy, isn’t she? GTFO is the appropriate response, here. It won't be said, of course. I'm going to have a pot noodle for lunch. Fúcking seens
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Originally Posted by IUFG GTFO is the appropriate response, here. It won't be said, of course. I'm going to have a pot noodle for lunch. Fúcking seens A pot ****ing noodle, I? Is it 1987 again? I’m considering adding anchovies to my egg mayonnaise. I’ve gone a bit weird.
Originally Posted by Sir C A pot ****ing noodle, I? Is it 1987 again? I’m considering adding anchovies to my egg mayonnaise. I’ve gone a bit weird. I know, I know. It's the last thing in the cupboard at work. I can't be ársed to queue up at Tesco for 30 minutes. I should have planned this better.
Originally Posted by Sir C The glow has requested egg mayonnaise banjoes. Fair enough; but she has further demanded sun-dried tomatoes within. She’s a sick puppy, isn’t she? I'm just worried at the noisome guffing that will doubtless ensue after such a repast. I hope you've got the windows open
Originally Posted by Burney I'm just worried at the noisome guffing that will doubtless ensue after such a repast. I hope you've got the windows open It will need to go some to outdo the rich aroma of the dung heap. In retrospect building it by the kitchen window may not have been the best decision.
Originally Posted by Sir C It will need to go some to outdo the rich aroma of the dung heap. In retrospect building it by the kitchen window may not have been the best decision. Dung heap, you say? Has the man not been to empty the septic tank, then?
Originally Posted by Burney Dung heap, you say? Has the man not been to empty the septic tank, then? We haven’t had a septic tank for 10 years man. We got connected! It’s all mod cons round here now. Horse ****. Horse ****!
Originally Posted by IUFG I know, I know. It's the last thing in the cupboard at work. I can't be ársed to queue up at Tesco for 30 minutes. I should have planned this better. I went to the local chippy in the end. Haddock and small chips. Stick that, Bombay Bad Boy!
Originally Posted by IUFG I went to the local chippy in the end. Haddock and small chips. Stick that, Bombay Bad Boy! and also, seafood. See, when push come to shove, I'll have it.
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