'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
My old mum - RIP - only ever went to one football match in her whole life. It was that match against Poland at Wembley and she was delighted when the small travelling Polish contingent apparently unfurled a flag saying "Norman bites yer legs". I think they were probably Leeds fans as my research tells me the flag was first spotted in the '72 Cup Final the year before.