'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
It’s a pretty hectic schedule.
Up at 6. Feed cats and hens and ponies.
Breakfast, read paper.
Rest awhile.
9, visit office and attend to statutory duties.
9.05, return home.
Around 11, pony training and grooming.
Midday, lunch.
Post lunch rest.
2 until 4, maintenance, house cleaning, hang out washing, general chores.
Late afternoon, more pony time.
5, begin dinner.
7, dinner.
9, bed.
Classy guy. I was in O'Neills years ago and there was a dwarf who'd been hired out by a group of lads. A kind of dwarfogram I suppose. I saw him in there the next weekend and said Alright mate, who's hired you out this time. He replied no one, I'm out with my friends. I sheepishly went back to my table, face warming up slightly
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
It wasn't Greg The Miniman, was it? He used to do stag-dos handcuffed to the stag and similar.
http://www.theminiman.co.uk/
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'