It’s a shame the real thing was cancelled.
I’ve been smitten with Kimberlite Candy for several months and the plan was always to bet him.
So I think I can afford a fiver each way on him in the fake version.
If I lose then that’s my charity donations to the nhs done.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'