I've drunk five litre bottles of brandy since Friday and had to pop out this morning for two more xx
A long story, but technically I died on October 13th 1994, so really not bothered about myself. Mrs I is not well and the kids had it last week. **** knows what's next!
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'