To find the only pack of Pepsi max I could find was out of date and tasted disgusting.
The 2019 champions league design of the can should have been a warning sign.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Back of the net with the Andrex.
Lol
If you get to the supermarket first thing in the morning (as they doors open) you should be able to score some easy.