So if Tory ministers are refusing to speak to the BBC because they feel themselves

[Sir C]

C, you know I mostly lurk so don't keep up on the gossip, but have you been having me on about horsey?

I thought you'd genuinely got one {and it seemed to have been doing wonders for your good karma.} Are you now saying it was just a Brexit analogy all along to wind up the likes of Herbs and I? Something along the lines of "See? Told you. Now BJ has a big majority I've got a unicorn out the back."

No, g. I’ve got two rescued ponies now. TWO!

[Luis Anaconda]

No, g. I’ve got two rescued ponies now. TWO!

Isn't it one rescue pony and one you stole from a field? Or was you're original story just pony?

[Sir C]

Isn't it one rescue pony and one you stole from a field? Or was you're original story just pony?

I rescued the first one from the road, actually. Abandoned, he was.

[Luis Anaconda]

I rescued the first one from the road, actually. Abandoned, he was.

They both look awfully happy anyway

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

No, g. I’ve got two rescued ponies now. TWO!

Cool. I did believe you, it's just when you two started talking about unicorns shîtting marshmallows, I feared I may have missed an in joke.

When did the lady horse come? What's she like? And does the de-bøllocked man horse like her?

Didn't you say there was some little issue with her? I hope she's well. And it's good of you to follow the teachings of Ashoka. Unlike certain Tories who curse our club forever simply to win one cricket series, your next incarnation taking you closer to Nirvana is assured.

What are their names, C? Could you post a pic of them to cheer us up in these plague-ridden times?

Oh. Hang on. You get one horse and locusts bring famine to East Africa and Western South Asia.

You get another horse and we have plague.

When are you getting War and Death, hhhmmm, C? The apocalypse is beginning in your garden, isn't it? You're planning to end the age of Kaliyuga yourself.

[Sir C]

Cool. I did believe you, it's just when you two started talking about unicorns shîtting marshmallows, I feared I may have missed an in joke.

When did the lady horse come? What's she like? And does the de-bøllocked man horse like her?

Didn't you say there was some little issue with her? I hope she's well. And it's good of you to follow the teachings of Ashoka. Unlike certain Tories who curse our club forever simply to win one cricket series, your next incarnation taking you closer to Nirvana is assured.

What are their names, C? Could you post a pic of them to cheer us up in these plague-ridden times?

Oh. Hang on. You get one horse and locusts bring famine to East Africa and Western South Asia.

You get another horse and we have plague.

When are you getting War and Death, hhhmmm, C? The apocalypse is beginning in your garden, isn't it? You're planning to end the age of Kaliyuga yourself.

I’ll get back to you tomorrow on these points g! For now I’ve just been out to feed the foxes (Broken Ear is heavily pregnant) and fill up the bird feeders. :littleeden:

[barrybueno]

I’ll get back to you tomorrow on these points g! For now I’ve just been out to feed the foxes (Broken Ear is heavily pregnant) and fill up the bird feeders. :littleeden:

Great stuff Dr. Dolittle

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I’ll get back to you tomorrow on these points g! For now I’ve just been out to feed the foxes (Broken Ear is heavily pregnant) and fill up the bird feeders. :littleeden:

Our fox is called CJ, after Charles James Fox, the latter Georgian Radical Whig MP. Foxes are cunning lefties, you see?

But if you are the horsemen of the apocalypse, will you given us a warning before you go full on Damian?