This is the problem it's all contradictiory information.
Also now that Boris is doing these daily briefings I assume he feels compelled to make at least 1 change a day.
Apparently I am not supposed to be going to London but you can still get there, the office is still open, the pubs are still open,
Pubs still open? Disgusting, fancy a pint P?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'