It's unnecessary so don't be a selfish **** and endanger lives.
Or don't be a soppy ****, if you want a pint go and have one...
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Why aren’t pubs on Uber eats?
Would do well
Nice pub burger and a Stella sent to my house while I watch the footy on a dodgy Turkish stream
Same thing innit