The missus seems very likely to have it. Had nailed on symptoms this week and has spent time in recent weeks with a friend who got sick after travelling to Milan about 3 weeks ago.
Of course, disappointingly for your rabid desire to blame the Heebs, she is - famously - a goy.
Extremely basic, just grated potato (juice squeezed out, naturally) grated onion, an egg, a tablespoon of potato flour and a gnat's cock of garlic powder. They made me crave a salt beef sandwich actually.
I miss salt beef sandwiches. There's just no jews round these parts.
Funny thing about salt beef sandwiches is that the good ones are clustered in a really steep bell curve, so you either have to go to a really modest suburban deli in an area with a large number of Jewishers, or somewhere high-end like the Harrods food court. Anywhere in between is a guarantee of mediocre at best.