Are any of your employees of, shall we say, south Asian origin? In my experience the people of this region have a somewhat cavalier attitude to the disposal of human faeces.
I get someone spraying the back of a toilet as they are hovering or squatting on the seat.
A turd in the toilet paper on the floor smacks of a whackjob.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”