This is a trend from the far east, Which clearly worked brilliantly in this situation.
They don't seem to realise they only really stop the person spreading viruses not catching them. They also don't realise what ridicules stupid ott worrying little spastics they look.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'