Originally Posted by
Luis Anaconda
Fortinbras arrived late in the box like a Shakespearean David Platt
King Lear left it all too late
Godot was a lazy *******
Indiana Jones should have been put out to pasture
ET should have had an iphone or at least some clothes
I and L should sort themselves out (that's 2)
Is Seven of Nine, one, two, seven or nine characters?
Shere Khan was the hero of Jungle Book
Smurfette - clearly yes
Also no chance Villa get a European place - decided a few years ago that only cup winners could claim it and if they qualify through the league or are banned then the place reverts to the league