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Thread: This story is amazing.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    wd iufg. I forget I have a massive screen sometimes.


    She vomited 40 times to stave off dehydration!

    Her husband smashed up the bed with a sledgehammer!

    HER ARM BURST!!!
    'What if your arm bursts?' classic Alan partridge
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    And the bent spire.
    forgot that nugget about Chesterfield...

    The very mention of Chesterfield gives me an association with the M1 junction 29, Clacket Lane services and the M6 'near Sandbach'.
    I've spent too much time in my car listening to the radio, obvs...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    forgot that nugget about Chesterfield...

    The very mention of Chesterfield gives me an association with the M1 junction 29, Clacket Lane services and the M6 'near Sandbach'.
    I've spent too much time in my car listening to the radio, obvs...
    Last time I was at Clacket Lane Services, they had a Wimpy and it served fried chicken. This was most exciting.

  4. #14
    Poor husband...came home from the night shift expecting a hand job

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