Watching the footage of this Streatham business and wondering why when he was

[Burney]

She's short, fat and has calves like Jonah Lumu suffering with water retention.

I'd approach her face with great enthusiasm, but like f*ck am I venturing below the neck.

She has filled out a bit of late, it must be said. However, I'd still take her over scrawny pieces like your scraggy-necked, wrinkled-dugged Maitlis woman.