Tomato (Heinz, obvs)
Brown (don't care which - they're all disgusting)
Worcestershire
Mayonnaise
Sriracha or other chilli sauce
Mustard (English or whichever homo version you (wrongly) prefer)
Other
Clearly the right answer is English mustard, but if you have incorrect opinions, please share them
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'