Today, I learnt that Alexander The Great became King because his father's

[PSRB]

I started listening to that, but then it started to freak me out.

What freaked you out? I find it fascinating

[Burney]

What freaked you out? I find it fascinating

It's the same as reading a medical textbook - makes you hypochondriac. Didn't help that it started with all the ways your hearth can kill you.

[IUFG]

I don't have a crinkle cutter. Crinkle-cut chips come in bags you put in the freezer.

McCains oven chips?

my fúcking god...

[Burney]

McCains oven chips?

my fúcking god...

McCain's? I'm not made of fúcking money! These were Tesco own brand and I cooked them in the deep fat fryer.

[IUFG]

McCain's? I'm not made of fúcking money! These were Tesco own brand and I cooked them in the deep fat fryer.

it all sounds, well, you know, a little bit council,b.

[Burney]

it all sounds, well, you know, a little bit council,b.

Are you calling my mum council?

[IUFG]

Are you calling my mum council?

well, that is what she tells me to call her after I've tied her to the bed frame, b