Today, I learnt that Alexander The Great became King because his father's

[Burney]

oooh, very la-di-da.

I bet you cut your sandwiches into triangles too...

They are the best shape of chips and I will fight anyone who says different. That they have gone out of fashion is due solely to the hoity-toity snooty sneering of snobby spastics.

It stands to reason.