I'm not really convinced by the logical leap from 'I'm not happy with how my Premier League team is performing' to 'I'm going to set up a pub team'. I don't really see the connection.
Seems like a lot of pointless effort over a sulk. Unless they've got the ghost of Henry Norris on board then it's Premier League in 2 seasons time!
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'