not to know about Pep's special pep pills, do you?
I mean, he doesn't think that some extra fitness training is going to allow us to play with such intensity for 90 minutes, surely?
MIKEL, GET THE PEP PILLS IN!
I think it's time we started employing the darker arts. PEDs, intimidating referees, manager intimidating fourth officials, breeding men with monkies a la Garteh Bale
Good thing is that some players won’t embrace this and we can just cut them
Like Bellend for instance...he’ll probably want to check every gel pack to make sure it’s vegan friendly. Also strikes me as the anti vaccine type so doubt he’s up for a bit of the ol’ needle in the butt business imo
Can you imagine Ozil? He’ll be reading the ingredients mid game and then go - “hold it...look...that’s pork right there...can’t eat it”