Only four candidates in my constituency. Conservative, Labour, Libdem and Green.
No Monster Raving Loony, no Brexit, no NF, no fun.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Things change You wouldn't recognise Orpington High Street.
I had one of the best Indian meals I've eaten outside India there a couple of weeks ago. Actual proper Indian food, none of your baltis or tikka masalas... your ex glw was there actually. Orpington, for all love. There's a nice cinema now and a rather pleasant bar where Woolworths used to be. Not to mention the hipster café serving avocado toast and dat ****.
You know gornisht from Orpington.
Sir C "Gareth Bacon is the name of a character from a sitcom, not a bloody MP."
10 characters? Pile of cund.