If we do get a new manager. Am I the only one who finds the idea of Arteta

[Ash]

very underwhelming.
I know he's at City but I really want a proper manager.

Unai was a proper manager.

Lampy "Lamps" Lampard seems to be doing ok with a budget of zero pounds.

Midfielders make the best managers, I expect. Strikers are all divas and defenders are all cloggers. Except Per, obv. And all the others to whom this sweeping generalisation doesn't apply.

Paddy V is doing a decent job in France, I hear.