So here it comes - the Labour manifesto and an inevitable surge in the polls

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Actually, given their prediliction for offering free stuff to the lazy, feckless proles, it's amazing how few Labour administrations we have been blessed with. One might beging to suspect that there is a degree of common sense amongst the electorate.

Brexit you ghastly old xenophobe.

Anyway, how is your convalescence progressing? Are your eyeballs once again capable of rapidly rotating through 360 degrees at the merest whiff of real or imagined kommunist konspirassies?