Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
In my youth I was often called upon to weigh the benefits of an exceptional figure against the minor inconveniences of having my bunny boiled.

The arse won. Every. Single. Time.
Of course - how else would one know the signs, after all. But it’s at least gratifying to look at such things from the lofty heights of age and wisdom and pretend that, in the unlikely event one were to be presented with such an opportunity in our decrepit condition, we would behave more circumspectly.