Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Priya’s eye kept wandering about randomly. Very upsetting. They’re an unprepossessing lot.

There’s the fitness poof; the mincer; the organ-playing Christian closet case; the horsey girl you can bet would be an absolute bunny-boiler if you were ever mad enough to get into a relationship with her; the helium-huffing snake-bothering vet and the weird monkey-like fringe girl who still lives at home and works in Tesco to the obvious despair of her poor mother.

I can’t warm to any of them.
That simian chick has something about her... get her going and I reckon you've got yourself an uncontrollable sexual dynamo there.

Also, the posh horsey one has a good arse.