A man's hair choices are a matter for himself, his conscience and his God, h. As for his teeth, the poor chap is Spanish. This is a country where the leading leisure activity is throwing donkeys off high buildings. It is a savage, backwards nation - just how advanced do you think their dentists are?
It is every freeborn Englishman's God-given right to mock the way foreigners speak English.
Why you no risten? This chicken is rubbery? Ay know narthing? Velly good, etc. Marvellous comedic stuff imo.
And if they don't like it, they should have won more wars, shouldn't they?
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar