Ugh! Only a few more precious days until the bloody football starts again.

[Pokster]

It's OK - the lads have been practicing their range hitting this morning

If it's not on the line of the stumps I want every single ball left alone. Also, we should just run down the pitch at the seamers and pad everything away. No way are you getting out lbw if you're 3 strides down.

With the umpiring in this match, yes you will