Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Were I to be granted dictatorial powers (and I'm working on it), I would decree that football cannot start until September and must be finished by mid April. I would also place a blanket ban on Summer international tournaments. This would be much more civilised and give everyone a proper break from Jeff Stelling, that shouty scotchman, Chris Kamara (?) et al.
We'll have barely finished the first Test Match of the English Summer and the football will be on. How has that been allowed?

Speaking of which, I'm not sure that we have a snowball's chance in hell of saving it, do we?