https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deathsWhile he was in London, Frantisek Kotzwara visited a prostitute named Susannah Hill in Vine Street, Westminster. After dinner with her in her lodgings, Kotzwara paid her two shillings and requested that she cut off his testicles. Hill refused to do so. Kotzwara then tied a ligature around the doorknob, the other end fastened around his neck, and proceeded to have sexual intercourse with Hill. After it was over, Kotzwara was dead.
'After it was over, Kotrzwara was dead.' Exactly when did he die, iyo? Did he die during the act, so committed to blowing his spaff that his corpse continued to thrust away depsite the lack of oxygen and a heartbeat, or did he die at the point of crisis, and if so was this by luck or judgement?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”