who desires that we 'meet at the Spoons opposite the station at 11:45.'
My fúcking life.
Spoons?!
Bring your flat cap, tin of Old Holborn and copy of The Sun
10 characters? Pile of cund.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'