alcohol consumption the previous night?
That, basically.
Ah, there you are. I wouldn't wish to upset you, but several people here spent yesterday afternoon fantasising about eviscerating you with a rusty nail.
They pretend to be your friend but secretly they all want you to be tortured to death.
Let's meet up and talk about it. At a disused barn down a dark lane. I will bring power tools and pliers.
You just bring yourself, your internal organs and your blood.