his beak off even as we speak.
AWIMB should use its enormous clout in social media to crowd fund a solid silver prosthetic hooter for c as befits a man of his aristocratic bearing. We could have a little matching tooting spoon crafted too.
Were the ghastly invading lumps that which every man dreads c (we must not mention them by name lest we excite their vindictive malice)?
I'm sure Sir C will be able to get by with just the one existing nostril for breathing purposes
And will remember to stand sideways on in future photo opportunities
10 characters? Pile of cund.