pretending they had a significant impact on their lives.
He was little better than a circus performer, ffs! His main role was to give people something to look at while the people in charge twiddled knobs.
God, I really do hate 'people'. They're such cùnts.
Well, for a start there are musicians who have inspired others to take up an instrument. Or in Bunnel's case, to twiddle some knobs.
Then there are those who have been inspired to wear certain clothes, ingest certain face-gurning recreational pharmaceuticals and wave their arms in the air all night.
Or in this case, to bang a load of speed, go out and be all lairy at night clubs, pull a stripper, nick a car and drive home wildly while swigging a bottle of champagne and crashing into things, for some hot lesbionics.
erm, musicians and DJs. Is that the correct answer?
Don't get me wrong, I like a good concert and have been to a few raves in my time.
But they haven't inspired me or had a significant impact on my life.
I may have dressed a certain way, ingested stuff, or taken a path in life regardless of what the soundtrack was.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”