good point. Also could he look any more 'Manchester'
This guy also had a bad day.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...dwich-13956311
A few things:
1/ Why does the paper feel the need to use the coy euphemism 'pleasured himself' when 'masturbated' would be both more succinct and less ambiguous?
2/ What kind of sandwich was it?
3/ Presumably this wasn't the first time he'd done this. I'm guessing everyone in that workplace has at some point eaten his man-fat.
4/ Why do they feel the need to show us a stock picture of a sandwich? We know what sandwiches look like.
Also, while he admits to pleasuring himself with the sandwich unwrapped & in his hands, his defence argue that there was no contact with... well, you know. Therefore, we are supposed to assume he was pleasuring himself simply while holding her shorts & her lunch? It seems quite bizarre to me.