do blindoids have to get other people to wipe their arses? Otherwise how would they know that there's no poo left without looking at the bog paper?
How do they cook a meal?
10 characters? Pile of cund.
There's an ever irate, self-deprecating one on AFTV
He comes up from Cornwall by car for the matches
10 characters? Pile of cund.
He sits in the passenger seat
Sometimes though it makes for a stationary journey
10 characters? Pile of cund.
I have the pleasure of being in Dubai at this moment and I like the way they install these shower heads next to the crapper. One can simply lift, aim, and fire at ones chuff, thereby facilitating a spotless rim every time.
I may have to invest in one of these when I get home, although Mrs 7 was drawn like a moth to a flame towards the Souk last night, and it may be some time before I can afford such a marvellous plumbing device.