With a heroic effort, I’ve showered, shaved and brushed my teeth. While gargling with mouthwash, I accidentally swallowed some and promptly vomited in the sink.
I’ve had better days.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'