Originally Posted by IUFG It was remarkably painless though one could feel the poking about inside, sc. Plenty of lube was used by the sound and feel of things. I did not enjoy it, but needs must etc. My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i NTTAWWI, naturally.
Originally Posted by Burney Although she never actually paid the bill, did she? rather an extreme method of dodging the bar bill, mind.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Originally Posted by IUFG It was remarkably painless though one could feel the poking about inside, sc. Plenty of lube was used by the sound and feel of things. I did not enjoy it, but needs must etc. The fact that you felt the need to tell us you didn't enjoy it has now raised the suspicion in all our minds that you definitely did.
Originally Posted by Sir C My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i NTTAWWI, naturally. There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, sc
Originally Posted by Burney The fact that you felt the need to tell us you didn't enjoy it has now raised the suspicion in all our minds that you definitely did. It was a pre-emptive strike, b. I knew I couldn't win whatever I did or didn't say
Originally Posted by IUFG There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, sc I was wondering... this is a little awkward... but if you're free sometime would you fancy coming out for a meal? Or maybe going to the pictures?
Originally Posted by Sir C My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i NTTAWWI, naturally. Here's your answer. 48135605-proctologist-showing-two-fingers-with-surgical-latex-gloves-smiling-isolated-on-white-b.jpg
Originally Posted by IUFG There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, sc Did your doctor compliment you on the tightness of your arsehole, i?
Originally Posted by Burney Did your doctor compliment you on the tightness of your arsehole, i? Like a cigar cutter, b
Originally Posted by Sir C I was wondering... this is a little awkward... but if you're free sometime would you fancy coming out for a meal? Or maybe going to the pictures? Nowhere cheap mind, sc
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