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Thread: Booked the family in for a last minute weekend break in Kent this weekend at what I

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    They're proper nice, but they're populated by decent Englishmen so I don't think jews are allowed.
    Can I just say to anyone of the jewish faith reading this, that I'm only joshing and enjoying epic bantz with monty, and that I will not tolerate anti-semitism in any form and have never shared a platform with Hamas, Hezbollah or a Labour voter.

    Apologies for any distress my joke may have caused.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    They're proper nice, but they're populated by decent Englishmen so I don't think jews are allowed.
    Corbyn supporters you mean?

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Corbyn supporters you mean?
    Actually they're all UKippers down there, aren't they? Probably plenty of retired jews too.

    I wish I'd never mentioned jews now

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Can I just say to anyone of the jewish faith reading this, that I'm only joshing and enjoying epic bantz with monty, and that I will not tolerate anti-semitism in any form and have never shared a platform with Hamas, Hezbollah or a Labour voter.

    Apologies for any distress my joke may have caused.
    Hang on. Didn’t you join the Labour Party in order to vote for Corbyn? And now you’re making anti-Semitic remarks on the internet?

    Guilty

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Actually they're all UKippers down there, aren't they? Probably plenty of retired jews too.

    I wish I'd never mentioned jews now
    No good ever comes of it - look at what happened to poor Ken Livingstone

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Hang on. Didn’t you join the Labour Party in order to vote for Corbyn? And now you’re making anti-Semitic remarks on the internet?

    Guilty
    Mind you, I've joined the Tory party to vote for JRM now. I'm proper manipulating British politics these days.

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    No good ever comes of it - look at what happened to poor Ken Livingstone
    I expect Ken likes to visit Munich. "You know who else used to drink in this Bierkeller..."

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    DISCO?

    get in.
    Only 4 hours to eat, get pissed and pilled up. Sounds like a mad rush to me...
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Mind you, I've joined the Tory party to vote for JRM now. I'm proper manipulating British politics these days.
    I've joined the Conservatives, too. To vote for the candidate most likely to annoy the socialists currently masquerading as Tories. Rees-Mogg would be ideal, obvs. but I'll take Boris at a pinch.

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I've joined the Conservatives, too. To vote for the candidate most likely to annoy the socialists currently masquerading as Tories. Rees-Mogg would be ideal, obvs. but I'll take Boris at a pinch.
    Exactly my thinking. We are the Momentum of Conservatism.

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