Berliners are odd people - they do have a Currywurst museum though. Right by Checkpoint Charlie, of course.
How could you turn this down:
Since basically everything in the museum is interactively designed, you can touch, test and participate: virtual Currywurst making, a spice chamber with sniffing stations, a sausage sofa to relax, audio stations in ketchup-bottle shape with iconic songs about the Currywurst or an original snack bar on wheels.
think AW should get himself an allotment. He'd love it. Although he might get sad when all his incredibly promising young plants die of frost or disease, fail to fulfil their potential or get stolen by hungry birds.