Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
HAHAHAHAHA! You're going to let them sh1t in your lavatory, aren't you? You're going to let working class men place their hairy, unwashed buttocks on your lavatory seat and void the foul contents of their bowels into the pristine porcelain that should be the sole preserve of you, your lady and your friends and family.

That stain will never wash off, r. Never.
I suspect that conceiving that somewhat lascivious description of a builder's big hairy rear-parts has given you what passes for an erection these days and you'll shortly be off to that shed of yours to draw the curtains