In my, happily very occasional, dealings with police officers,

[IUFG]

Geography, I think.

enough said

[Burney]

I went to a council estate comprehensive, pal. Not some private boarding school.

That sort of behaviour would have had me branded a 'bender' and I would have received a daily beating.
So no, my natural reaction to receiving a dose would not have been to show it to another bloke...

When did chaps get all shy about seeing each others' knobs? I put it down to not playing enough sport.

[IUFG]

When did chaps get all shy about seeing each others' knobs? I put it down to not playing enough sport.

A shower after a football match is respectfully manly, b.

Asking another bloke to take a close inspection of one's todger falls somewhat short of that expected standard.

[Sir C]

I went to a council estate comprehensive, pal. Not some private boarding school.

That sort of behaviour would have had me branded a 'bender' and I would have received a daily beating.
So no, my natural reaction to receiving a dose would not have been to show it to another bloke...

You've never been on a rugby tour, have you?

[IUFG]

You've never been on a rugby tour, have you?

Never.

Rugby? A sport for pÃ*ss drinking *****

I once went on a football tour to Holland. A stripper in Maastricht did unspeakable things to and at our goalkeeper in the clubhouse bar.

the stripper was female btw

[Burney]

You've never been on a rugby tour, have you?

I remember a Polaroid of a chum of mine who'd passed out drunk on such an occasion that showed him with his teammates' genitals resting on his face.

[Sir C]

Never.

Rugby? A sport for pÃ*ss drinking *****

I once went on a football tour to Holland. A stripper in Maastricht did unspeakable things to and at our goalkeeper in the clubhouse bar.

the stripper was female btw

There are ****s who play rugby just as there are ****s who play football, i.

Don't get caught in a generalisation trap, for that is simple bigotry.

[IUFG]

There are ****s who play rugby just as there are ****s who play football, i.

Don't get caught in a generalisation trap, for that is simple bigotry.

My recollection of the rugby boys is one of drinking games (usually involving urine at some point), song singing and heemasexual acts during some kind of bizarre initiation ceremonies.

Us footballers tended to stick to the alcohol, girls and non-performance enhancers.

[Burney]

My recollection of the rugby boys is one of drinking games (usually involving urine at some point), song singing and heemasexual acts during some kind of bizarre initiation ceremonies.

Us footballers tended to stick to the alcohol, girls and non-performance enhancers.

It's only gay if you enjoy it, i.

[Sir C]

My recollection of the rugby boys is one of drinking games (usually involving urine at some point), song singing and heemasexual acts during some kind of bizarre initiation ceremonies.

Us footballers tended to stick to the alcohol, girls and non-performance enhancers.

Hmm. I grew up playing rugby and saw a lot of drinking (but only one incident of the beverage being urine), lots of excellent singing, and no homosexual behaviour whatsoever. NTTAWWI.

You're sure you're not simply projecting your desires to be taken roughly from behind by a 19 stone prop forward?