Last night's game was very reassuring. In the unlikely event of England beating

[Sir C]

I said he spoke and behaved like a gentleman. I didn't say he was a gentleman.

He wears M&S suits. And he's been seen with his bottom weskit button done up.

I read the other day that 'he leaves his bottom button jauntily undone..' as if he were setting some sort of trend.

I'd have understood if it was from a Guardian guttersnipe, but this was in The Times, for the love of God.