I speak entirely in jest ABR and I mean no offence to my many English friends, some of whom are on here and with whom I have spent many evenings of cultural exchange.
Many enjoyable years I spent living in your country despite us being at war at the time and only on rare occasions was I the recipient of hostility, thousands of your ladies I made sweet love to and at 2-3 times per season I travel back to enjoy banter and debate in your pubs both pre and post matches.
I just fúcking hate Kieran Trippier.
We can agree on the fact that Trippier is an entirely despicable ****. I'm a little disappointed that you are having a giraffe.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman