In a bad-tempered game, Russia wins in extra time thanks to a German linesman because history.
The English press immediately launch a massive campaign complaining about Russian doping, ref bribery and general corruption. Harry Kane changes his name by deed poll to 'Harry Kane, World Cup Winner' anyway.
Diplomatic incidents, heightened tensions, spy expulsions and poisonings all round until, finally, war ensues and we are all spared the horror of a new, Arsene-less football season by the blissful embrace of nuclear Armageddon.
I thought England and Russia meet in the semi-finals.
Anyway, after four months of police investigation, they have no suspect. Yet Boris 'The Clown' Johnson knew who it was almost the day after Several countries have admitted producing the deadly nerve agent A-234 (aka 'Novichok'), which actually kills people within minutes, unlike whatever was administered to the Skripals, which seems to have left no permanent damage.
Correct Ash
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Putin won’t just want to win...he’ll also want to make England laughing stocks.
Methinks it will be Viagra contaminated drinking water and one by our the starting XI all get raging boners.