PEA, shoo-in for Golden boot next season

[Burney]

I have already decided to keep just one suit, for weddings and funerals, and one pair of black oxfords. Otherwise it's walking gear when outdoors and jim jams indoors.

And I'm going to start drinking at midday. Every day.

What of the beard, though? And I think you should stop cutting your hair. Or just shave it off.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Or quit with the Grecian 2000

[Luis Anaconda]

I have already decided to keep just one suit, for weddings and funerals, and one pair of black oxfords. Otherwise it's walking gear when outdoors and jim jams indoors.

And I'm going to start drinking at midday. Every day.

Why so late?

[AFC East]

Why so late?

Because he'll get up at 11:59am?

[Sir C]

What of the beard, though? And I think you should stop cutting your hair. Or just shave it off.

I don't really have the testosterone for it. Beyond a goatee, it just goes a bit patchy, prairie-style.

I could go the other way, of course. Declare myself a retired major, and wear tweeds and a regimental tie.

[Burney]

I don't really have the testosterone for it. Beyond a goatee, it just goes a bit patchy, prairie-style.

I could go the other way, of course. Declare myself a retired major, and wear tweeds and a regimental tie.

Oooh, yes. You could say things like 'I don't suppose you've ever engaged?' and 'Oooh, crack at the Mick?'.

[Sir C]

Because he'll get up at 11:59am?

I shall be up at 5 and tramping the fell by 6, afce. Or in rainy weather, hidden away in my shed looking at back numbers of Razzle (Readers Wives Special).

[Burney]

I shall be up at 5 and tramping the fell by 6, afce. Or in rainy weather, hidden away in my shed looking at back numbers of Razzle (Readers Wives Special).

What are internet speeds like up there these days? They used to be sh1te/non-existent. Given which, your analogue porn stash might be crucial.

[Pat Vegas]

I have already decided to keep just one suit, for weddings and funerals, and one pair of black oxfords. Otherwise it's walking gear when outdoors and jim jams indoors.

And I'm going to start drinking at midday. Every day.

I need to buy a new suit. Funeral to attend soon and my previous suits were pre weight loss and I put one on and I look like Talking heads.

I don't want to spend too much. I always wanted a Hugo boss won

[Sir C]

What are internet speeds like up there these days? They used to be sh1te/non-existent. Given which, your analogue porn stash might be crucial.

Takes an hour to download The Times. Mind you, it is a bit 40 years ago up there, so there's probably plenty of grot to be found discarded in bushes and hedgerows.