"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Well, if we were to entertain the eccentric theory in some quarters that NK is secretly run by the Clowns In America, all you have to do is appoint a friendly chief, such as Pompeo in this case, and Mike's your Man from Uncle.
Was never strongly persuaded by that particularly theory, I have to say.