
Originally Posted by
Sir C
He's like an over-excited puppy. One of those ones with massive paws and no self-control or co-ordination, blundering into things and scattering finer feelings, good taste and decency to the four corners of the room, where he will later chew them up before sh*tting himself in the night and having his nose rubbed in it in the morning.
The puppy in question is a bit retarded, of course.