"Barman, 4 pints and a funny tea for IUFG please. Actually don't bother with the tea. Drop them down to us please will you, there's a euro".
I can quite honestly say, I have never had a cup of tea in an establishment where I have been served by a Barman. Whether he was armless or otherwise or whether I was legless or otherwise.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”