Originally Posted by Burney It was somebody else's wife, actually. I felt quite sorry for the chap by the time she'd finished with me. Imagine having to sleep with that fücking lunatic every night. I can tell you now, it's a fúcking nightmare
Originally Posted by Sir C I can tell you now, it's a fúcking nightmare She had quite the line in patter, too. A level and intensity of dirty talk that was actually quite off-putting. All in all, a mistake.
Originally Posted by Monty92 but "rape is rape", right? actually it would be sexual assault by penetration, but I get your drift...
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Originally Posted by Burney All in all, a mistake. as long as we learn by our mistakes, b, then they are lessons worth having
Originally Posted by IUFG as long as we learn by our mistakes, b, then they are lessons worth having Thanks, Father. How many Hail Marys and Our Fathers do I have to do?
Originally Posted by Burney Thanks, Father. How many Hail Marys and Our Fathers do I have to do? this one's on the house
Originally Posted by Monty92 assault https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=3&theater What a thing to announce to the world though. Could make for some awkward job interviews in the future.
Originally Posted by Just Trent What a thing to announce to the world though. Could make for some awkward job interviews in the future. You'd think twice about shaking hands with her for a start.
Originally Posted by Monty92 assault https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=3&theater Hmmmm. so all those times your mum pulled down my trousers and su*ked me off without asking me first.....
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
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